March 2010
21 posts
The Pig & The Tiger ...
The Tiger was lazily hanging out under the banana tree, licking her paws, when The Pig walked up and said, “I pass by here every morning, and I’ve noticed that you are often lying under the shade of this banana tree. Do you lay there all day long?” The Tiger slowly looked over at The Pig. “Yes, I guess I do, Pig. Why do you ask?” The Pig replied, “Oh, no reason. I am just curious. What else...
meowmeowmeowmeow
I think my cat, Henry Pennerinos, is over my unpredictable bursts of affection. And since I watched Cats 101 on animal Planet and found out that cats sleep 2/3 of their life, I have not been so polite when he is sleeping. Why can’t I rush a cat brotha sleeping all cute at the end of my bed? He asked for it with his half closed yellow eyes, tiny gray nose and his light gray, fluffy tummers...
"female version of me"
2 guys have told me that is what they are looking for. Those guys must really love themselves to have figured out that what would make them happy is to find a lady that is exactly like them, but with the added bonus of having a vagina that they can do it with. And what makes it even better is that since the lady is is just like him, there is no need for him to ask her any questions or pretend...
Springtime!
Time to make babies.
My Dad, the grifter
My Dad (whom I live with) called me over today, “Hey, Rob, come over here, I have to tell you what I did!” Oh Jeesh. Al is known for his glib jokes and detailed stories. This one was quite impressive, though it left me cringing because I would never have the balls to pull it off. He needed an oil change, so he goes to Jiffy Lube, walks up to the kid behind the counter and asked, in...
